Pert

Pert is a half human, half supergod being, that protects the Spirists from outside influence, like Cegielski. In mortal life, he blends in as a math teacher, but is often seen doing godlike things.

Appearance
Currently, Pert has very short, black hair, with a long black beard. He is almost always seen wearing collared shirts, with blue jeans, but can sometimes be seen in a tee-shirt. the most common style of collared shirt he wears is the flannel shirt. Previously, Pert had long, black, curly hair, but he has since shaved it. He almost always looks bored, or dissatisfied.

Powers
The Powers of pert are far from being entirely understood, or known. In the bible, he uses such moves as "Telepert", and "Pocket Sand". He is also known to be extremely strong, being capable of benching up to fifty times his body weight. In combat, he often uses his power of flight to rush around the enemy, attacking from all sides. He only uses fists, as he claims weapons are for mortals, and "would be cheating in the hands of someone like me." It would not matter, however, as the punch of Pert has been clocked at delivering 40,000 pounds of force, being capable of ripping mortals into pieces if used. Another power possessed by Pert is the power of Math. Masquerading as a humble math teacher, Pert uses the powers of Math to deliver some of his most devastating moves. While this has not been seen by mortal eyes, his "Ultimate Division" move requires a special equation to be written on a summoned chalkboard, or whiteboard. It is unknown what such a move could do.

History
Pert's past is a mysterious one. Scholars agree that Pert went to Colorado State University to gain a masters in Math. This suggests that even the all knowing Pert does not know everything about the ancient art of Math. After doing this, he arrived. He gave the oppressed people under Cegielski a rousing speech. After this, he left, leaving the people to their own devices. Early in the war, Vincent was almost killed in battle, but was saved by Pert, when he bestowed him with magical powers, giving him super strength, super speed, high perception, and better looks. After the Cegielski soldiers began to overpower the Pert Army, Pert himself returned to bring the fight directly to Cegielski. The final battle of the war ensued, where the two gods battled in the sky. General Borchert decided to attempt to lift Cegielski's room from the school, but failed when Andy, bestowed with a magical sword, defeated him in combat. The room was destroyed, and all went back to normal.

After this, Pert left the moral realm. While scholars are not certain where he is, most believe he went back to the Math Realm to celebrate his victory.