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Spirism is a religion dedicated to the Spire, a large structure composed of three massive metal rods,representing the power of our God-King Pert. It is a symbol of his power, being built to continue his protective reign over the surrounding lands.The religion's number one enemy is Cegielski, and his religion of Cegielskism, due to their contradictory beliefs. The main holy document of Spirism is the Holy Codex, currently being written. Each story is divided into a book. So far there is only one book, however, another is being produced. A major ceremonial events of Spirism is the Pilgrimage, where a large group walks to a selected "Holy Land" (Target), and participates in a feast. The religion has four main holidays, separated throughout the year.

Core Ideals
The only requirement of being a Spirist is to worship the Spire. It does not matter if you follow a different religion, or a "bad person". The reason for worshiping the spire is protection. After Pert left us, to go to the Math Plane, he left the Spire as a symbol of his power, keeping evils at bay.

All people who worship the Spire, and Pert go to a heaven-like dimension called the Math Plane, the dimensional home of Pert. Spirists will live forever in the Plane, feasting with Pert himself.

The Spire
After the defeat of Cegielski, Pert realized that he had to leave, as he was needed elsewhere. Regardless, he still felt a devotion to his people, and thus, could not leave them. He decided to leave an artifact of his power, and will. Proper worship requires prayer to either Pert or The Spire. butthole

Holidays
Spirists celebrate four holidays, spread out through the year.

Celare
Celare, meaning "to conceal" is celebrated on the first Friday of August. During the holdiay, participants hide a single piece of penne, or rigatoni. It must be hidden in a place where anyone could find it. (Not under your bed.)

Trova
Meaning "To find", Trova is celebrated on the last Friday of May. During the holiday, participants will find the pasta they hid. Legend says that if the spaghetti is found, the person who hid it will have good luck, until the next Celare.

The Day of Love
This holiday is celebrated on the first Friday of April, shortly after April Fool's Day. To celebrate, Spirists should find the best gift they can find under five dollars. Certain groups of Spirists have been known to do a White Elephant, each buying a gift, and giving it anonymously to a random person.

The Day of Hate
As the name implies, this is the exact opposite of The Day of Love. During this holdiay, participants will buy the worst gift possible under five dollars.

(Note, it doesn't have to be under five dollars. I don't care.)

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