Erin Christian

1Christian is an omniscient being (many assume to be a time-traveler) and is far more powerful than either Cegielski or Pert. She is also a foreshadower of the future. (To the right, you can see her taking a selfie with the world she just created) --->

Appearance
Christian has short hair and it is generally some shade of purple. Her outfits normally consist of puffy skirts and pastel t-shirts. During the winter, she can be seen wearing warmer clothing, though it isn’t as tailored to her personal style. Ms. Christian is a force that shouldn't be reckoned with.

Powers
Christian’s main power is the power to smite (the many tenses include, but are not limited to: smote, smitten, smoot, smute, smited, smoted, smyte, smate, smete). These are normally handed out to students who are not focused on assignments due at either the end of class or four. This is also another power she has: to greatly alter the stress levels of her victims. Due dates can go from 11:59 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the blink of an eye. In addition to this, many students can be subjected to the look of Mild Concern™. She also has the power to revoke privileges, like listening to the class playlist or giving her students a seating chart.

To get kids to stop playing games on Chromebook she "stealthily" coughs your name. This is a very powerful daily used power of hers.

Also, she has an obsession of casually talking about murder and stealing other body parts.

She has an odd interest in "quote burgers" and "PEAL paragraphs" such as PEAEAL paragraphs, and a thing foreign to the students known as "a well-written essay".

Sub-Power: the ability to ban overused words in classrooms, such as: "yam," "cegelski," "Ryan Reynolds," and "bean."

License(s): To Smite,

History
Nothing is known about past battles. She has stayed out of wars between the mighty Pert and Cegielski so as to peacefully bring up her English children. In her mortal form, she has acquired a B.A. in English Literature from Armstrong Atlantic State University and an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Georgia. She has also interned with The Georgia Review and the UGA Press. She has published short stories in various journals and was nominated for a 2013 Pushcart Prize.

Extra Notes
Watch out for her stare of disapproval when you express your love of anime characters. Stay away from quill, commonlit, and scrible. If you get caught up doing scrible, WATCH OUT FOR THE BIBLIOGRAPHY ATTACK!!